Deep Thoughts by Carl B: Chick Flicks

If it's at theater with recliners, I could give a shit less if it's a chick flick. Water for elephants was a great flick!

Deep thoughts by Carl B: Ax Men

Great effing show. Some of the dumbest people in the world doing the hardest job! Awesome.

Did 'Khloe and Lamar' ruin the Lakers?

Haha, fuck yes it did!!


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Did you know?

Did you know that if you tell your boss he/she if an effing prick, you are almost guaranteed to get fired or even worse!

Carl B. is blossoming like a tulip ya'll

I'm pretty popular....just passed 50 followers on Twitter....what's up now rookies!

Deep Thoughts by Carl B. : Vigins

I was one until 28.3 years old. I'm a fan of virgins! Very clean!

Deep Thoughts by Carl B. : Celebrities

They are all dumb! Even the ones originally from Nebraska.

Charlie Sheen: More criticism for show

That was fantastic!! What do these effing morons expect??? He is a trainwreck....why would expect anything different at his show??? "Where's Snoop Dogg?" Absolutely classic quote from the 40's something white lady!!!! Greatness!!

Deep Thoughts by Carl B : Work

i find it difficult to get motivated to go to work since i have bosses and a client. i mean, think about it....my excel skills alone could allow me to run the place better than all of them combined. if i had a quarter for every time i heard dumb shit like...."o my, this economy is just soooo bad right now. i hope we can survive", i'd have exactly...... (hang on one sec, while i'll calculate this in excel)..... $63.75. see, right there, excel to the rescue. who cares what the economy is doing right now....it's just a cycle lady, get over it! according to my spreadsheet, we're due for good times anywhere in the next 3 to 89 years.....JUST BE PATIENT PEOPLE!! I like to use simple formulas like this one to get me though the day: =if(cbadlander>you, "DUH", "ERROR")

Deep Thoughts by Carl B : Life

life is good. except for the shitty parts like work and bills. overall....i rate it a 4.723