Deep Thoughts by Carl B : Work

i find it difficult to get motivated to go to work since i have bosses and a client. i mean, think about it....my excel skills alone could allow me to run the place better than all of them combined. if i had a quarter for every time i heard dumb shit like...."o my, this economy is just soooo bad right now. i hope we can survive", i'd have exactly...... (hang on one sec, while i'll calculate this in excel)..... $63.75. see, right there, excel to the rescue. who cares what the economy is doing right now....it's just a cycle lady, get over it! according to my spreadsheet, we're due for good times anywhere in the next 3 to 89 years.....JUST BE PATIENT PEOPLE!! I like to use simple formulas like this one to get me though the day: =if(cbadlander>you, "DUH", "ERROR")

Deep Thoughts by Carl B : Life

life is good. except for the shitty parts like work and bills. overall....i rate it a 4.723