Did you know?

Did you know that if you tell your boss he/she if an effing prick, you are almost guaranteed to get fired or even worse!

Carl B. is blossoming like a tulip ya'll

I'm pretty popular....just passed 50 followers on Twitter....what's up now rookies!

Deep Thoughts by Carl B. : Vigins

I was one until 28.3 years old. I'm a fan of virgins! Very clean!

Deep Thoughts by Carl B. : Celebrities

They are all dumb! Even the ones originally from Nebraska.

Charlie Sheen: More criticism for show

That was fantastic!! What do these effing morons expect??? He is a trainwreck....why would expect anything different at his show??? "Where's Snoop Dogg?" Absolutely classic quote from the 40's something white lady!!!! Greatness!!